Slave Application Form

This is the slave application form that prospective slaves should fill out if they are interested in becoming a slave of mine and coming to the Home for Wayward Sluts (what one slave called the Slut Pound or the Slutphanage --made me laugh.)

A slut should answer all the questions in the below spreadsheet.  This gives a very clear idea of how much of a slut she is, how much experience she has, what turns her on, what she is willing to do and what her hard limits are. And I do enjoy seeing the depth of your depravity too.

The application is long. Really long in fact. And the girl should be masturbating and ideally have a vibrator inside of her the entire time she is filling out the application. This will take some time and several sessions for her to complete.  But part of the point is to show that you are serious about the application and developing a relationship and getting to know you.

So aside from proving you are serious about joining us (just completing all 7 tabs of the application is a task, I assure you), this application will show me if you have interests that are common with me and if you are perverted enough to join.  Someone that has read 50 Shades of Grey and is now playing with the idea -- would likely be crushed underfoot by me. I need truly depraved perverts. Also note that some questions reflect the variety of sexual experience that some slaves have had including growing up in abusive conditions. This does happen and my understanding the nature of the abuse gives me valuable insight into the mind of such a slut and her life experience.  If you cannot deal with all perverted sexual behaviors, do not attempt to take this test --you are not ready.

It's a Google doc so you may need to create a gmail account for yourself in order to open the application. Just open it and then you may need to save it as your own document before you can modify it.  Then send me a copy of the completed form and I will get back to you.

The Steps are:
1) Create a Gmail Account
2) Go to Google Docs (aka Google Drive) and make sure you can create documents
3) Open the link below.
4) Goto to File --> Make a Copy and create a new application just for you.
5) Fill out all the yellow fields in all available tabs
6) Click "Share" in the upper right and share it with me while sending me a note saying you would like to apply. Send to (Balmmaker 'squiggly A' gmail 'sentence ender' com


If the application is acceptable,  then and only then will we proceed to your sending photos -- as I'm far more interested in your level of kink, your experience and your willingness to serve than your physical state. And if I see your photo and think you're super cute and hot...well, I can't have my opinion favorably swayed by looks as life as a slave is not for everyone.

application WILL also be used as a basis for the slave contract that you will eventually sign.  The contract states in no uncertain terms what you are agreeing to and can also be used to denote hard limits that I will respect. For example, if you state that being called names and humiliated is a devastating to you and would crush you...then this is a place to put it so I know!  I will never ever intentionally break a hard limit for you.  I respect that slaves are different and need to be treated differently to be happy.   Oh, and knowing the things that turn you on the most...also very useful information for me.  (Note: Since I have a fetish for seeing girls get off and orgasm...if when I know the things that turn you on like mad, I am going to force you to do those

things...a lot. Yes, you've been warned.)

Remember, you MUST be masturbating the whole time you fill this out! Pick the format that best suits you:
SLAVE APPLICATION IN GOOGLE DOCS (BEST)

SLAVE APPLICATION IN EXCEL

SLAVE APPLICATION IN OPEN OFFICE 
NOTE: Download Open Office here (free spreadsheet and word processor)

If you have questions about what some of the items are...leave a comment and I'll explain.