Don't Marry Her, Fuck Me.

This song was suggested to me by that same subbie that I wrote about in the post/review of the underbed restraint system.

The band is the Beautiful South and I just love the female vocalist.  The sub put this song on when I was about to go on a date with a girl that she thought of as kinda lame and was ever so vocal about it...but I gotta give her props for humour. It was my first time hearing the song and I almost pissed myself because her timing of throwing it on was spot on.

Oh, and I was able to sufficiently corrupt the lame one so that she was a lot more fun ;)

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How to Cook and Clean

A sign that BDSM is becoming more mainstream <3

And it's definitely the best way to cook and clean.

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Compassion Meditation

As I said in a recent post on making slaves the best and happiest people they can be -- the responsibility of the Dom is to care for the mental well being of the slave: leaving her better than you found her.

And the readings I've on on the Vargus nerve and it's ability to have dramatic health and emotional effects that are easily measurable.  The scientists that have studied this are flocking to new-agey like practices such as compassion meditiation as it is extremely effective.

So I want my slaves to do this so their hearts are light, they are worry free, happy and healthy. So, sorry girls, you have another daily practice. ;)

Here you go:

• Sit in a comfortable position and start taking a series of deep breaths until you start to feel yourself relax
• Close you eyes
• Think of someone that you care about.  Visualize his/her face. Recall their smell, the way they feel or repeat their name...whatever helps bring them clearly into your thoughts.
• Say the following while feeling it  about the loved one:
• May you be held in compassion
• May you be happy and healthy
• May you have all that you require
• May your heart be light
• Repeat this over and over in your head while thinking of your beloved for 5 minutes.
• After 5 minutes, shift this to being compassionate for yourself:
• May I be held in compassion
• May I be happy and healthy
• May I have all that I require
• May my heart be light
• Repeat this self-compassion for 3 minutes or so.
• Shift now to someone you find more difficult --be kind and generous to them in your thoughts
• Repeat for the new person for 2 minutes
• Turn your attention now to someone you barely know:  a customer, a checkout clerk, a bus driver or server and use the compassion mantra above.
• Finally, offer compassion for everything:
• May all living things be held in compassion
• May all beings be happy and healthy
• May all forms of life have all they require
• May all hearts be light

Do this every day. It takes just 15 minutes but the health benefits and the change in you after a month are astounding.  A scientist could tell if you had done it or not by simply looking at your pulse.  Or from your brainwaves. There will be easily to spot changes in the amounts of stress hormones in your blood. They can also measure increases in skin elasticity after just one month of mental activity. And from the amount of blood flowing in your vargus nerve.

And this will also have a massive impact on your energy levels and stressful feelings will melt away. Your sick days will plummet and yes, it even can put cancer in remission.   This is not some airy-fairy new age flakey hopefulness...this is hard science. So do it. For me...and for yourself. Do it everyday --for a month for starters.  

I love you...and this is important to me. So do eeeet! 

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Wednesday's Candids 08/28/13

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Perfect Polly Pet

You can get a Perfect Polly Pet here at  www.perfectpollypet.com.  I was excited to get a clone of Ashlie but when no matter where I looked on the website it only mentioned nonsense about some stupid robotic bird.

Apparently perfection is in the eye of the beholder

I made me think of a website Ashlie directed me to on real dolls: they were supposed to be sexy perfect
companions dolls to dress up...but I couldn't escape the fact that the dolls were inexplicably creepy. I dunno, maybe I have an unnatural disposition towards real girls being my dolls but I've always found real girls vastly more interesting than Barbies. Real girls tend to have better proportions too: dolls should never be made in DD cup sizes on a tiny frame -- they look utterly ridiculous.

Ok, in truth they look horrifying.  This is due to the uncanny valley effect. The uncanny valley effect is the feelings of horror and shear terror at things at that are almost but not quite human. If something is 60% human -- say a statue of a manga girl that clearly isn't human but definitely humanoid...it's not really a problem.  But when you get things like robots that look remarkably like humans -- say 97% human  -- it's fucking horrifying.  Some part of us sees it a human that has had something horribly creepy and wrong happen to it.  And because of this, I find the whole real sex doll industry to be baffling -- but it goes to show that some guys* will fuck anything.

The first graph I saw was more scientific and labelled the bottom of
the valley as 'terror' on the y-axis. Instead of 'zombie' it read,
"robot with human skin" 

Of course, I'm not judging. If you like real dolls, that's cool. I am just saying that I have a excessively strong preference for human girls. And...these guys are driving the development of ever more realistic sex dolls -- which will one day get to over 99% human looking and suddenly they will take the world by storm and make it even more difficult for girls to get laid as they will be competing not only with internet porn but highly skilled sex robots. So my plan is...take full advantage of this and ignore any sex doll options in favor of real connections with girls.

*same class of guys that feel strong sexual to bowls of jello.

Of course, some real live human girls can achieve the effect too:

So what do you like more? The one above or below?

Personally, I prefer my own version of the perfect polly pet: Ashlie <3 <3 <3

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Tuesday's Candids 08/27/13

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Hot pics

Hot pics means hot whores. Whores stands out both in terms of physiognomy and in attitude, gestures, clothing. Whores always seek to manipulate stupid men. Whores show their private parts through hot pics. Girls who proceed so are  worthless girls. Marriage with such a girl is the biggest deception of the man who pretends that things would be okay. That man it is a sad personage in the cheap theater of the marriage game. What value could still have such fake love? Hot ass, boobs, naked legs beyond the limit of decency, all that in hot pics, this is the mentality of a bitch. All whores are getting married but do not have anything in common with the values that define family. We are seeing an invasion of harlots disguised as wives. Debauchery endless primarily accomplished by some sly and bad girls.

Hot pics

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